March 2012
The Land of Melody and Silk: URGENT: Google... →
rosalarian:
brofisting:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be…
melissatheamazing:
Fandom stuff I don’t care about on my dash
A sickening amount of food on my dash
“OMG I’M A 90’s KID” on my dash
Teenage drama on my dash
Porn on my dash
Anime porn on my dash
Gay porn on my dash
Conservative propaganda on my dash
February 2012
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I am not a fan of fake cheese.
Why would I want to eat a fakey soy version of something I don’t like in the first place?
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Actual email I just received from my mother who is...
“Hi (Naphthalene),
Why don’t you meet me after I pick up my bag at the arrivals level. There is no point in your parking the car and paying for it.
Mother is driving me CRAZY!!!
See you tomorrow.”
That Awkward Moment When
marleysdead:
hino-eiji:
how-do-i-tumblr:
You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
Oh god. EVERY TIME, with any of my friends.
EVERY.
TIME.
ALWAYS. I don’t even have to be their friend, it can just be someone who I’m seen with a lot, back when I was in college. I even had an acting teacher who was so convinced I was a...
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Motherfucking Short Stick of the Northern Beggar @_@
This might be my new favorite form once I figure it out.
One of the black belts who was practicing with me said, “Yeah, this form is kind of elegant but mostly it’s just really mean.”
daddys-money:
There is no God because Rick Santorum exists.
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hino-eiji replied to your post: All of my online Xbox Live friends are playing Mass Effect.
>_> HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE.
whoops holy late replies batman xD There were like… five of you guys I think.
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I keep thinking tumblr is doing that weird thing...
Then I realize “No, it’s just Marley and Ari reblogging each other.”
spacecircus replied to your post: Open message to people who call abortion “baby-killing.”
I like your style
I’m no Jonathan Swift, but thanks. xD
cadkitten replied to your post: Oh, so I’m not sure if I mentioned this on here or not
How on earth does that happen?
Fighting with other cats. :<
Oh, so I'm not sure if I mentioned this on here or...
My cat dislocated her tail about a week ago. She’s doing much better but she might end up with a permanent bend in her tail. Poor baby. :<
All of my online Xbox Live friends are playing...
All of them.
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Guess I’ll just sing to my cat all night instead of getting work done.
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Tonight is lonely.
I have nobody to help me eat these black bean tacos with habanero guacamole. :<
Open message to people who call abortion...
Let’s face it, people. Some of us don’t mind killing babies. Since it’s all the same to you, I guess we could just wait until it’s born and THEN I can kill it. Does that make you feel better?
Oo, maybe we could eat unwanted newborn babies. Come on, we’d be ending abortion AND feeding the hungry! Who could possibly have anything against that?
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Kung fu is the only thing keeping me sane right...
You cannot save people, you can only love them.
– Anaïs Nin (via funeral)